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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GOVERNMENT REPLACES GOD AND JUST PLAIN DOING THE RIGHT THING?

France, socialist capitol of the world, where government officials promise complainers, the world.. is now completely broke. Police departments cannot (will not- because they are afraid and too many laws to protect criminals) deal with the crime from Bulgaria and other countries, since they dropped their borders.

Understand dropping your borders to allow people from dysfunctional countries to come and take jobs away from you and your children, does not make the people from dysfunctional countries somehow behave like you or your children. It only DESTROYS YOUR COUNTRY LIKE THEIRS.
AND THIS is just plain stupid and insanity… so who are these blind leaders listening to anyway?

BTW: didn’t NY actually have a blind leader? If that is not prophetic, then what is?

Well apparently the US government is listening to the same voices in their head’s…

NOTE: No country was ever conquered by an invading army faster than the Nazi’s captured France.

This is the capitol of women’s rights… right?
Lady Liberty came from France when she cut the head off the christian king right?
then insanity broke out right? And the head chopping right?
Then the terror, then great terror, because everyone was terrified they would be reported to the government and then their head would be chopped off right?
After these people killed the church leaders and they thought God, then these leaders thought that cutting peoples heads off was a way to control people right?
After all, it was too hard to hear, if you do wrong you won’t go to heaven…
So they killed the church leaders…
then to control people they cut their heads off because it was better to end their life then modify their behavior and upset them by saying God might not be happy with you.
and all the countries called France insane right?
and it took Napoleon, a ruthless dictator, to massacre tons of them in order to restore order right?
all because the taxes were too high right?
Well they were not 75% taxation, like the current king of France is pushing, to pay for all the hand outs to satisfy a lazy self righteous culture…

Do you realize no one in France cares about keeping any client happy…
why? Because they have gotten laws that the government (ROBIN HOOD) should be robbing you, if you prosper, to pay for the dysfunctional people…
who raises disfunction?
You mean besides rappers, college professors, news media’s going after ratings?

are you kidding?

So what’s the problem? Chaos, crime and the US government touts this as a better system and people with a better work ethic?

What is the problem with creating so many laws that allow people to sue each other constantly… is this life? does this modify behavior?

No one works in France…. yet they put in tons of hours..
doing what?
Watching the clock, but not producing…
insanity, amazing
and a look at our future…
Pay attention… we are in hell…
so how do you escape?

FINANCIAL PLANNING

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

“I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.”

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

FOUR HUSBANDS !

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,”she answered. “Interesting,” the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s, and now – in her 80’s – a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

(wait for it)

She smiled and explained,

“I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”

“You must be a Conservative Republican…”

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
altitude and spotted a man below.
She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can
you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don’t know where I am.”
The man looked at his GPS and replied,
“You are in a balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “Everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I’m still lost.
Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the woman. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going.
You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem.

You’re in EXACTLY the same position
you were in before we met, but somehow now, it’s MY fault.