Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English Princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
On Japanese motorcycles,
Treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
A Canadian, using
American Bill Gates’ technology,
And you’re probably reading
this on your computer that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
Assembled by Bangladeshi
workers in a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian truck drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexicans who
are in the US illegally
because the current president,
born in Kenya and educated as a muslim in Indonesia
refuses to enforce US law.

That, my friends, is Globalization !