Get ready for;
Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits…
Now we who are gay can sue the states for damages for the past 128 years, we’ll punish them and get rich off the states, in effect bankrupting them thereby punishing the people of the state.
And with that “New” money, continue to create programing and legislation protecting my next fantasy.
You got it, man boy love coming soon to an alter near you. And if you’re not in San Francisco you can stream it live HD being performed right on the streets in front of the San Francisco Justice system who now allows open public nudity and every type of sex acts. In effect making San Francisco an open air Porn Site. hurray !
Now we who are gay can sue the pastors and the moral objectors for discrimination, we’ll destroy the church and lift God’s hand of blessing off ALL of America, not just California where this all started…
Is it Climate Change or Judgment? Any Californians thirsty yet?
Meanwhile ISIS continues to attack in France and other countries, shooting 28 people sun bathing at a beach front resort, beheading others in France. Why won’t they just roll over and let us bowl them over with our legislation? What’s wrong with them? Maybe more laws? ? ?
Isis is against the “western” mind set as demonstrated today, once again by the Supreme Court.
So expect more serious attacks in the future… They believe they are fighting Big Brother and the Great Satan after all.
Have a nice day…
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.
One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.
All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does dome measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
“Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.”
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.”
The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.”
The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t ben measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”
The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 donation to your party and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.”
“Done!” replies the government official.
And that’s how government works…
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English Princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
On Japanese motorcycles,
Treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
A Canadian, using
American Bill Gates’ technology,
And you’re probably reading
this on your computer that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
Assembled by Bangladeshi
workers in a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian truck drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexicans who
are in the US illegally
because the current president,
born in Kenya and educated as a muslim in Indonesia
refuses to enforce US law.
That, my friends, is Globalization !
In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew
next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere
that I just had to share it with you:
” Dear Lord: This year has been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actor – James Garner;
my favorite actress – Lauren Bacall;
my favorite Comedian – Robin Williams,
and finally, my favorite author -Tom Clancy.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. . . .
. . Amen”
Thorbjorn Jagland, chairman of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, said today that President Obama “really ought to consider” returning his Nobel Peace Prize Medal immediately, including the “really nice” case it came in.
Jagland, flanked by the other four members of the Committee, said they’d never before asked for the return of a Peace Prize, “even from a damnable war-criminal like Kissinger,” but that the 10% drawdown in US troops in Afghanistan the President announced last week capped a period of “non-Peace-Prize-winner-type behavior” in 2011. “Guantanamo’s still open. There’s bombing Libya. There’s blowing bin Laden away rather than putting him on trial. Now a few US troops go home, but the US will be occupying Afghanistan until 2014 and beyond. Don’t even get me started on Yemen!”
The Committee awarded Obama the coveted prize in 2009 after he made a series of speeches in the first months of his presidency, which convinced the Peace Prize Committee that he was: “creating a new climate of…multilateral diplomacy…an emphasis on the role of the United Nations…of dialogue and negotiations as instruments for resolving international conflicts…and a vision of world free of nuclear arms.”
“Boy oh boy!” added Jagland. “Did we regret that press release!”